HOW DO YOU SHOWER?

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1 / 10

Do you have an inner monolog?

Yes! I hear it all the time! - 3 clicks
Yes, but only sometimes - 2 clicks
VERY rarely, but yes - 1 click
No - O clicks

2 / 10

Do you often think befor you act?

Yes, I often think through my actions through thoroughly. Sometime I even over think! - 4 clicks

Yes, I often do some quick rationalization before I act - 3 clicks

I think before I act, but I often have my moments when I just let my insticts do thier thing - 2 clicks

I dont think before I act but I reflect on my actions afterward - 1 click

I dont think about my actions before I do them, I just go with the flow of my thoughts - O clicks

3 / 10

How do you like your eggs?

Jammy Boiled egg- 3 clicks
poached egg- 2 clicks
fried egg- 1 click
hard boiled- O clicks

4 / 10

What soda to you like the most?

Jarrito - 3 clicks
Fresca- 2 clicks
7 up / sprite - 1 click
Hi C- O clicks

5 / 10

Does Red 40 dye seem apetizing to you ?

Yes, I eat it frequently. I see nothing wrong with this decision - 4 clicks
yes, but I have enough restraint to keep myself from it - 3 clicks

yes, but I supress the feeling. Though my resitance to it is waning each day. I fear I may not be able to keep myself from it's tantilizing chemical flavor much longer - 2 clicks

No, but I do not judge the people who indulge in it - 1 click
No, and I shun the heathens who eat that slop - O clicks

6 / 10

Do You think that the last question was a metaphore for something?

yes, but anything can be a metaphore if you bs enough - 4 clicks
yes, It was a metaphore for THE HOMOS (affectionate) - 3 clicks
Yes, it was a metaphore for red 40 - 2 clicks
No, but I feel I'm not english teacher enough to know - 1 click
No, it not that deep- O clicks

7 / 10

Thougths on Husbandry?

I find it's methods quite facinating - 3 clicks
What are you talking about? - 2 clicks
I wish I had a husband :( - 1 clicks
You make me angry. - O clicks

8 / 10

What is your opinoin on Plato?

He was a great philosopher - 3 clicks
I think I used to eat it in 2nd grade - 2 clicks
Nuetral? what do you want from me?- 1 clicks
I HATE CLAY :( - O clicks

9 / 10

What is you ideal life ?

A quite life in a mid-sized town in the subburbs where I'm not too far from the city, but far enough that I can still see the stars at night - 3 clicks

A life full of exictment and plans, with long periods of rest. I'd probablly live in the city near all the funky little shops and cool people - 2 clicks

I want a Family with lots and lots of pets. We'll go to the ice cream shop together on fridays- 1 clicks

I'd be a billionare with 45 yachts - O clicks

10 / 10

How did this quiz make you feel?

It made me think...Very cool very intresting - 3 clicks

It was fun I liked it :) - 2 clicks

It confused me deeply- 1 clicks

It was gross and I hated it with a passion - O clicks

RESULTS

RESULTS!

SCORE 0-5: THE ANIMAL

You don't shower and your really stinky. You don't really have deep thoughts (or any thoughts) and your very goal driven. Keep up the good work, but please go outside once and a while

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SCORE 6-15: THE BUCKET AND SPONGE

You usually take a quick shower/wipe down just to stave off the grime. You like to keep your life simple and keep your eyes on the grind. But every so often, you do take some time to ponder. You are very kind, but I suggest you get out your comfort zone and make some friends.

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SCORE 16-25: THE JON BATH DOE

You, for all accounts, are an average guy. You have an ok job, a good amount of friends, and generally liked. But when you treat yourself to a warm bubble bath, your mind begins to wander. Will you find the cure to cancer, or will you discover a new type of fungi that eats crude oil. Who knows! Maybe pick up a new hobby to express this new found creativity.

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SCORE 26-33: THE SHREDDED SHOWER MAN

You think HARD in the shower. As soon as you get under that hot stream your mind starts suplexing and backflipping. What is your life outside of the shower? WHO CARES! You basically live there anyways. You are the personfication of thesaurus, but your water bill is astranomical.

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How do you take this quiz?

You will be asked a question, and given several options.
Each option will have a corresponding number of clicks.
If the option applies to you, you click the button the coresponding times.
At the end of the quiz, your score wil match up with a result and you can add it to your page :)